My father studied to be a priest, possibly with the Jesuits, though this for the moment is unconfirmed. He himself was the only male child inna litter of eight - seven sisters, six of whom were older. That makes him their seventh child, a son. Technically this makes me the son offa seventh, son. He left the seminary, fun word that, to join the military assa chaplain and married an agoraphobic paranoid schizophrenic. What William Peter Blatty's Exorcist novel series would have one believe is the Roman Catholic church's official stance on possession cases. They begat one offspring. Me.

I am the prophet [obblonge]

The son offa preacher man with a gun

I am uniquely qualified for this position.

Its in my blood.

We live and we die in our oblong boxes now, don't we?

This was foretold.

I am the Future

I am the Way

I am not, however, the way to salvation

That only comes from within